The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a shocking truth that has been kept from the dining world for several years. A tiny, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert has become responsible for adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for many years. For a lot a long time it’s been forced upon patrons, without the need of being requested, after a restaurant meal. With the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation is now planned to protect innocent citizens because of this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, the federal government proposes to ban…the fortune cookie. Continue reading to see how SPIT intends to rid society with the unhealthy fortune cookie and change it out using the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery with the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To create this story even more shocking, SPIT in addition has uncovered specifics of the mysterious history of the fortune cookie. Though it may be served following nearly all Chinese food meal, the cookie was really…made in the united states! And, in California believe it or not. Set aside a second to soak that in…all the years you trusted you’re observing a Chinese tradition, you’re mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal inside the opinion of SPIT.
The truth is there are 2 possible stories regarding how the fortune cookie was developed but no person knows the real truth. In whichever version you suspect, the fortune cookie was developed being an act of kindness and thankfulness to be given to other people. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Substances That Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are produced from very easy baking ingredients, the most concerning ingredients for SPIT as well as the government, are sugar and salt. All the ingredients a single fortune cookie recipe necessitates:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (in the same way evil salt)
* Egg Whites
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
Because you might often hear, sugar has become rumored to get related to hyperactivity in youngsters. Furthermore, sugar is clearly a problem that is preparing the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt happen to be related to higher hypertension which is related to cardiovascular disease. And, the worst is that we now have suggestions that consuming sugar can result in other addictions. In reality, one theory on the web states that sugar might be such as a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s on the web, therefore it needs to be true. SPIT is not ready to touch upon the truthfulness of this fact, but know you’ve been warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies A Year Are Designed1 .1 .1 .
Overall, this is the frightening finding by the individuals SPIT! To add to the horror, these ‘cookies’ are manufactured within an amazing rate of four years old billion cookies a year. In 2013, it turned out estimated that there were a little more than 7 billion people on the planet. Because of this every man, woman, and child…no matter how old or how young…would have almost 1/2 of an fortune cookie every year. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden techniques for protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Certainly are a Healthy Substitution***
Now, it may seem that SPIT is out to spoil all the fun of eating dinner at your favorite Asian restaurant. But, you would be so wrong. SPIT has proposed an enjoyable, new replacement the unhealthy fortune cookie. From the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is included that will switch the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! You may enjoy your preferred calorie and fat-free beverage with your disposable paper cup. Hold on…externally the cup is a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You’ve got your everyday Affirmation.
No longer lame and depressing fortunes including:
“You’re almost to the top. That means you might have further to fall.”
“A good way to get healthy would be to eat more Chinese food.”
“Perhaps you can continue to exist the moon within the next century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“This is the fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups would’ve awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings including:
“You’re freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anybody that thinks differently is very confused.”
“Flowing hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, the ones shoes…wear would you have them?!Inch
“You are a genius. Why didn’t you in turn become an astrophysicist? The world needs your talent.Inch
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
Through these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop better attitudes plus a better sense of well-being. The mental health community would embrace this tactic to get wellness to people around the globe. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you may even suppose Daily Affirmation cups could cause what every beauty pageant contestant wishes to have one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Ancient Greek Language Civilization Link***
Several governments are already on-board using the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division with the Scyphus Group, already helps to make the perfect style paper cup for this innovative alternative to the undesirable fortune cookie. The corporation has become making products from food grade paperboard and food safe inks for centuries. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups in the Printed Paper Group have been unearthed inside the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that to get false as the products would’ve biodegraded prior to now. But, however ,, the cups are produced from a division with the Scyphus Group. And, inside the ancient Greek civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Does one see a link? There could be a new conspiracy to take into account there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the WorldInch
But, returning to the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Needless to say, Daily Affirmation paper cups might be expanded to arrive at restaurants of all. Not would the very idea of an after-dinner quote be restricted to china restaurant. All cuisines would go with the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…you name it, the sayings might be translated into all languages. Imagine the world united a single goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, it is possible to thank SPIT for that idea.